another siao lanning day

wah. today went into the darkness to go to lan. not bad. very empty. cs, then dota, then cs, then dota. yupz. cs not bad. i had the most frags in deathmatch. haha. and abt half of then were earned using a pistol. HAHA. interesting names. limermin fragged bobkoh. limgeenie fragged wongsiewhoong. lol. jacksim headshot bobkoh. gg. lamzy too pro liao. can solo almost the whole team, all trying to snipe lamzy down. pro.

dota. first game dp. got owned. zach + gerald. imser. then ky joined us. 2nd game. sk. yesh. total only had abt 2-3 deaths. got careless and spent all my manna then die. wah. sec3s owning the rest. like, duh. third game. lightning revernant. lagging until i started getting the gd stuff. eg: butterfly. yesh. push until they die. and they had zach and kean yung! yesh.

wah. lanned for 4.5 hrs. like the last sq outing. lol. then lunch. then went to bowl. wah. yong qian made us go one big roudn around suntec to go to marina mall, then later when we were leaving we saw a sign in marina mall called 'mrt' with an arrow. wah. good job. when lamzy can strike 4 times in a game and have a minimum score of 7 pts for each frame, u noe that the bowling alley is screwed. lol. the balls also damn crap. no grip.

irritated...

i dunno wat to say, but i think some ppls' idea r rather screwed. dammit. u think just doing tt will help u when actually u dun practise it in daily life? wake up lah. u think the whole world is so delighted to recieve praises from YOU that they dun mind u treating them like downrite idiots and looking down on them? wake up. u r in a secondary sch, not a retarded kids primary sch. ppl dun care abt those things anymore. at least not when u dun even show them the very basic respect for the shit they r doing for ur sake.

tts all i hv to say. the person, either u noe tt im talking abt u and do some self-reflection or forget it, if ur face is too thick and im too lowly to comment on u.

t3h lamzy legacy

goodness. we rock. 7 PSLs produced from 60th. namely the CS, DCS, BM, SSes 2 (ME), 4, 5 and quartermaster. rox, rite? yesh. lamzy shall get ready to leave behind t3h lamzy legacy behind. must not let it go wasted. t3h lamzy legacy shall always live in ri. yesh. must make sure at least one guy in my class will be able to sing as high (and as nicely) as ME!!!! and make sure he join 60th. yupz. in addition, b4 lamzy leaves 60th, he shall make sure that guy is trained to be worship leader. then start when lamzy leaves. yup. the lamzy legacy shall live on. i mean, who else records his l337 screaming on his mp3, and lets others listen to it at max vol? and somemore, i did not even scream at my highest cos there were a rather lotsa ppl in the class so i give chance. yup. btw, only gabriel lasted the full duration of the recording (8s ONLY).

wah. just heard on the radio tt you ni duo hao is based on a true story. wah. so sad. :(

hey. who wants to go for an evangelistic rally? dotz. like anybody who visits this blog will want to. lol. sigh. dunno who to ask leh.

my results suck!

got back the rest of my results today. wah. kbh marked my summary. bb, dear marks. then ss got double owned by ykm and da. oh nos. kenna whacked. ss still got hope of getting 4.0, but screwed up t3h cts. history did well lorz. not bad. but tsn whacked one mark off me. sigh. didnt even get the chance of getting any 100%s. anyway i knew tt yesterday liao. today where got paper where got hope to get 100%?

3rd 4th placing lost. boohoohoo. held out rather nicely, but then kenna whacked by a golden goal. wah seh. bad luck lah. but today's match not as exciting. rather sianzorz.

wah. so sad. shahrom say he most prob wouldnt teach us nxt yr. like, who will we get? hes like a damn pro teacher lor. do u often get a teacher who u can crap wif or who understands u? not tt often. and definitely not in the potential list of hist teachers next yr. (like a certain *er hm suffering from post natal depression)

results

sigh. my two best subjects, math and physics, both got 2nd in class. y har? dunno leh. maybe because of a certain person wif the initials rcwh.

wah. how come bio so liddat? 41/70. tts like, 58.5. smarts. dun even noe if i can get my gpa 3.6 for it now tt i screw it up so badly. i expected to screw up, but not so badly. :(. chem also. at first abt 80% of the class getting 4.0. then cos of this test it has shrinked to less than 50%. talk abt a killer test. chinese. wah liao. this term get 80 and 84 for test, then ct get wat? 66.5. mothers fongz.

sigh. english and ss adn hist tmr. sure die one lah

interclass soccer

wah. today. started off wif prefect elections. hey. i not so bad to hand in blank vote as i said earlier, k? im so kind tt i voted for all the nominees, k? see, lamzy such a nice guy...

then interclass soccer. wah. first match against 3Q. like, more than 80% of the game was played with 15 players crowding in the 3Q quarter (8 on 8). clap clap clap. damn defensive. won 1 nil. 3J. not bad. managed to whack a 1 nil. then 3C lost 1 nil. ouch.

then lamzy made an observation. 3Q and 3J lamzy was around at the start of the game to give a scream, but 3C lamzy wasnt around. thus, lamzy concluded tt his scream is 3L's victory scream, and screamed like mad in the game against 3K. conclusion: ownage of 3 nil. in 15 min.

semis. by then we were teh only gep class standing, so u see all the gep ppl who were around supporting us. result: one whole gaggle of supporters cheering on. and in the midst got 3 teachers, one chao enthu tls who was shouting commands like siao and et and rf looking on. top it up wif a banshee who started blasting at the opposing team, andu hv the best support team.

aiyoh. but still kenna draw. then it started to rain. then it became heavy. then penalties. u see the two classes standing on the astro, getting drenched like dunno wat. wow. the tension was already unbearable, now it became siao. although we eventually lost, damn pro. the class spirit was sth i had yet to see since the start of the yr. didnt imagine this was possible.

then aaron chee, when he returned to his phone, realised tt he receieved 4 missed calls from HODs of primary schs calling for a debates comp. good game.

tried to find out how i did for my papers. tls said i did ok. ocj didnt tell me how i did, but said i "got potential in chem" oh well. guess i did ok

interclass soccer

wah. today. started off wif prefect elections. hey. i not so bad to hand in blank vote as i said earlier, k? im so kind tt i voted for all the nominees, k? see, lamzy such a nice guy...

then interclass soccer. wah. first match against 3Q. like, more than 80% of the game was played with 15 players crowding in the 3Q quarter (8 on 8). clap clap clap. damn defensive. won 1 nil. 3J. not bad. managed to whack a 1 nil. then 3C lost 1 nil. ouch.

then lamzy made an observation. 3Q and 3J lamzy was around at the start of the game to give a scream, but 3C lamzy wasnt around. thus, lamzy concluded tt his scream is 3L's victory scream, and screamed like mad in the game against 3K. conclusion: ownage of 3 nil. in 15 min.

semis. by then we were teh only gep class standing, so u see all the gep ppl who were around supporting us. result: one whole gaggle of supporters cheering on. and in the midst got 3 teachers, one chao enthu tls who was shouting commands like siao and et and rf looking on. top it up wif a banshee who started blasting at the opposing team, andu hv the best support team.

aiyoh. but still kenna draw. then it started to rain. then it became heavy. then penalties. u see the two classes standing on the astro, getting drenched like dunno wat. wow. the tension was already unbearable, now it became siao. although we eventually lost, damn pro. the class spirit was sth i had yet to see since the start of the yr. didnt imagine this was possible.

then aaron chee, when he returned to his phone, realised tt he receieved 4 missed calls from HODs of primary schs calling for a debates comp. good game.

tried to find out how i did for my papers. tls said i did ok. ocj didnt tell me how i did, but said i "got potential in chem" oh well. guess i did ok

sighz

wow. ppl actually use my name to achieve some strange purposes. actually i sorta understand y he use my name lah. not much reason i will get him into trouble. but i actually jacked him VERY badly. so sad. sry lah, whoever u r. cannot state who he is cos i hv to protect his privacy. lol. next time use my name tell me so i call ur hp, k?

so many things gg on now. just did my qt. yup. liked the thing i read abt asking god for wisdom. tts what i really need now wif whats gg on. if u r interested, its in james 1.

cts over

ok. hvent been blogging. let me now sum up my cts.

eng - bleah
ss - ok
chinese - ok
chem - challenging. finished on the exact last min
math - suffered my just desserts for nto mugging at all for it
bio - no comment
phy - finally. a paper which i had time to check. did under an hour
hist - ok

sighz. think my cts will turn out ok lah. hopefully i can 4 sub. 4.0 (math x2)

went swimming wif yong qian after cts. i think he very sad. no cbs there. only uncles. then went bowling today. losing my form. yucks. cant even perform a strike.

results

lol. ct period just lets me see teh true character of certain ppl, for gd or for bad. and i dun just mean whether they r mugger or not. like some ppl can NEVER be content wif their marks. teh worst case of kiasuism that i hv seen in my whole life. while some ppl r sitting in front of their ca2 marks, worrying abt how they r gg to even pass their math, a certain person goes all out to fight for 1 point in a certain test, which has a 25/37% bearing on his ca, whihc means it has a 1/37% bearing on his total result, even though he just needs to achieve 30% for his ct2 to get overall gpa 4.0. wtf.

yeah. i noe tt i always complain tt my results r too low, but at least i noe tt my results r rather gd, k? i always just seek for respectable results, but i receive better results than what i expect, thx to the wonderful god we serve. seeing ppl like tt just makes me like... lol. its one thing to pretend to ego and say ur results r not gd enuf, and another thing to actually believe ur results r not gd enuf when u r already topping the whole cohort, except for a certain ylq.

talking abt ca results, here r mine so far:
phy 84.6
ss 81.7
math 85.2
chem 86.7
eng 71.0 (sigh)
hist 70.6 (sigh. thx to a certain teacher who gave me 3/12 for my cct. now i noe y hogwarts teaches defence against the DA)

yeah. i changed my song. this song is called zhi zu, which means to be content wif what u hv. yup. we shldnt worry so much abt our results, and minor things like tt. just be content, as jesus said.

Jehovah Jireh - the Lord my Provider

updates

good game. went home today, looked at the revisio guide given by eq. under each topic got refernces to txtbk, which obviously we were supposed to refer to in order to even understand the topic. nth wrong wif tt, rite? but lamzy has no txtbk. lol.

now hafta wait til tmr then borrow from our dear csm. how? then switch the mugging schedule for today wif tmr lah, rite? phy and hist. but den... lamzy does not has his hist notes wif him. and phy is too little to study in one day, cos lamzy already noes kinematics and dynamics rather well (or else how can lamzy get a constant 100% for his tests xD). lol. wat does that mean? it means that the whole mugging schedule is now officially SCREWED UP!!!!! lol. looks liek i really no time to study or prac math liao.

updates

good game. looked at my bio revision guide given by eq today. saw references to the textbk for each of the topics. nth wrong abt tt, rite? but guess wat. lamzy has no bio txtbk. lol. now hafta borrow from geoff for one day. thus, logicaly, i would have to swithc the mugging schedule of today and tmr. simple rite? but i dun hv my hist. notes wif me. lol. so now mugging physics for today, which is like, too little to cover in one day. argh. schedule screwed up liao. looks like now really no time to prac math...

pattern in randomness?!!

smarts. connects my mp3s to my speakers and plays. then set at random and mug (i like listening to songs at random mode). for 1.5 hrs, from a playlist of 93 songs, i see three damn farny trends:
1) i get 2 songs playing 3 times. yupz. rocks, rite? esp the one wif dang ni. play dang ni. then play yuan dian. then play dang ni again. lol.
2) most of the songs seem to come from a s'pore female singer, namely joi chua, although she only has abt 10 songs in my mp3
3) for 1.5 hrs, i did not hear a single liang jing ru song. considering tt she has abt 20 songs on the mp3. yupz. then abt 1/2 hr after i realised that, the mp3 played one of her songs. and another one. and another one.........

i swear that the mp3 was set in random and all the songs by the same singer were all over the place, scattered all within my mp3. yupz. interesting patterns of observation. in fact, the mp3 has just ended the liang jing ru streak wif chi pang. lol. now i noe wat to do for re nxt yr if i dun make it for ldp. randomness in mp3 players. who wants to join me? xD

is that a bird? is that a plane? no, its KP!!!!

10 reasons y kp can fly:

1)lamzy is still not a world famous singer and hasnt earned millions of dollars
2)lamzy has not yet officially broken ANY piece of glass anywhere, although that can be changed if u invite lamzy home...
3)nobody has the simplest common sense to kope lamzy's autographs, despite of the fact that one of them may be worth thousands in the near future
4)seng teck is math club vicechairman
5)seng teck has signed up to be a psl
6)lamzy got the same score as seng teck in this yrs smo
7)ppl can go and claim to be s'pore's jue dui superstar when lamzy is around
8)hao jiu bu jian can stay on long hu ban 1st for 2 wks
9)hao jiu bu jian can even enter the long hu ban
10) lamzy scored 13/12 for tt freakingly easy trigo test

rantings of a mugging non-mugger

林俊杰-会读书

灯不能熄灭熬过今夜
就能从书中逃回到这个世界
我我不明白这个年代
怎么还能说读好书就会发财好呆
爱我的爸疼我的妈
说了那么多你们明白吗
不是要反抗只是要你看
我不满的地方
读读读读读到书都想吐好想哭
怕怕怕怕怕老是背书好白痴
你你你你你只会说你要第一
我就快要发羊癫疯
不是每个人都会读书会读书
不厉害读书也不一定就会输
不是想要说我会读书会读书不在乎
我只想要你能清楚

我我不明白这个年代
怎么还能说读好书就会发财好呆

yesh. JJ rox. just my sentiments. teh rantings of a mugging non- mugger. i bet he was also damn mugger in sch lah. acs i. lol. damn fun to hear this song when studying. yesh. at least u can start scolding the mugger spirit. anyone wants it? xD

agony....

fine. so wat if im gg to start mugging for cts after i finish typing this? I AM NOT A MUGGER!!! sighz. cant help it lah. if i want at least 4 4.0s and no 3.2s, i need to put in some effort rite? at least i want to beat a certain Crappy Sickhead Mugger who got the same gpa as me the last semester. no... how could tt happen? muggertoad. i bet u mugged like shit lor. just that u pretend u damn buaya. HA! the buaya is just a facade. its to cover the fact tt hes just some chao mugger. must be. wait... could it be the other way round? ...

anyway, wish me luck. and lots of it. im gg to start mugging. NO!!!!! the agony of mugging... just writhing in horror at the plain thought of it. lol. y? y must therebe cts? eeks.

ok. my aim for end of yr gpa. everythign 3.6, except for these:
phy (4.0) last time i got 79.4. lol. stupid i learning. only got 12/20. if dun get it can jump off building and exp. free fall
chem (4.0) if cannot even after ocj's kindness, i shall drink concentrated HCl.
maths (4.0) if this one cannot get it, dunno wat to say.

yupz. my math adn sciences. sighz. now for my timetable:

today ss
tmr ss/english/chinese
sunday chinese
monday chem/bio
tuesday bio/phy
wed phy/hist
thurs ss/english
friday chinese
saturday chinese
sunday chem/chinese
monday BIO!!!! (maybe a bit of hist also)
tues hist/phy
wed DOTA, SOLDAT, BLAHBLAHBLAH

and thus ends my cts.
lol.

how to make an election speech in 1 min... AND GET VOTED IN

wah liao. today was the super pits lah. the election speeches get worse and worse every yr. its disgusting now lah. as andre was commenting, 'did they purposely put all the jokers in one day?'. lol. we had a cow, then a sheep, then this guy who acted mr popular, this guy passing teh candle on, this guy so short that some teachers in the gallery actually were standing up to see him. !!! xD.

lol. so back to my topic. how to create such a proded speech that u sure get voted in? in addition, it is short and sweet and VERY memorable. and u can be assured no one will sleep thru ur speech. imagine tt this is ur first yr. u got to the campaigning stage. its ur turn to go on stage. u go on stage. there is no ppt, just ur name (see, u can slack off and still get in). u go up to teh mic, then if u want to do it in 1 min, u start countdown to 50 s. then, here comes the best part.... u perform the most souful rendition of my heart will go on u ever did. when 50 s r over, u say.' thank u. if u want to hear me perform again nxt yr, pls DO NOT vote me in' half the sch will vote u cos they believe tt u r serious abt wat u said, and half the sch will vote u in to see if such crap can actually get into ripb. the bottom line is, u will get in

better than all those nonsense u see every morning, rite? at least u confirm leave deep impression on the ppl. yupz. t3h lamzy way.

wah. debates today. im sure im prop for THBT debating is a useless activity. 3rd speaker. justin took 1:40. rc took 1:40. lamzy took 3:08. IM SURE!!! which gundoo takes so short for a 3 min speech? so since they needed the marks, i decided to give up my reply speech and let rc do it. boohoohoo....

lamentations

just gave up on my chem prac paper. lol. i think tt teachers shld not give out prac papers when they r holding on to our files and liek abt 60% of all our impt notes. lol. how to do, i ask u? im not michael or guocong or rc, k?

sighz. dunno whether i shld start mugging soon. everybody has started except me. gave myself til friday to start. issit too late? dunno.