how to make an election speech in 1 min... AND GET VOTED IN

wah liao. today was the super pits lah. the election speeches get worse and worse every yr. its disgusting now lah. as andre was commenting, 'did they purposely put all the jokers in one day?'. lol. we had a cow, then a sheep, then this guy who acted mr popular, this guy passing teh candle on, this guy so short that some teachers in the gallery actually were standing up to see him. !!! xD.

lol. so back to my topic. how to create such a proded speech that u sure get voted in? in addition, it is short and sweet and VERY memorable. and u can be assured no one will sleep thru ur speech. imagine tt this is ur first yr. u got to the campaigning stage. its ur turn to go on stage. u go on stage. there is no ppt, just ur name (see, u can slack off and still get in). u go up to teh mic, then if u want to do it in 1 min, u start countdown to 50 s. then, here comes the best part.... u perform the most souful rendition of my heart will go on u ever did. when 50 s r over, u say.' thank u. if u want to hear me perform again nxt yr, pls DO NOT vote me in' half the sch will vote u cos they believe tt u r serious abt wat u said, and half the sch will vote u in to see if such crap can actually get into ripb. the bottom line is, u will get in

better than all those nonsense u see every morning, rite? at least u confirm leave deep impression on the ppl. yupz. t3h lamzy way.

wah. debates today. im sure im prop for THBT debating is a useless activity. 3rd speaker. justin took 1:40. rc took 1:40. lamzy took 3:08. IM SURE!!! which gundoo takes so short for a 3 min speech? so since they needed the marks, i decided to give up my reply speech and let rc do it. boohoohoo....